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Potta on täynnä! Puolet paskaa ja haistelen ilmaa. Huomenna pääsen kotiin.

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Avaa minun eteeni, sisareni, armaani, kyhkyläiseni, ihanaiseni; sillä minun pääni on täynnä kastetta, ja minun palmikkoni täynnä yön pisaria.

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[06.08.2011]

• Boozembly

Witness the Damones Live Demo @ Boozembly this weekend!
*Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-Puke*

-B-

[14.05.2011]

• Bozo list cleanup

While the Damones 20 year Hillbilly Hullabaloo rages on, the members page a.k.a. the bozo file has been updated slightly to get ready for possible changes resulting from hook-ups and fist(ing) fights at the party. The (probably mostly stale) email addys have been removed and descriptions amended.

-B-

[22.02.2011]

• Video killed the radio star

The Damones Radio is no more. Despite having a relatively large devoted listener base, i.e., yo momma, the radio station has been closed down after 804 days of operation.

Thank you all for listening.

-B-

[27.03.2010]

• Clean slate

Cleared the IRC channel logs used to generate the stats, so the output may be a bit sparse for a while.

Chat away, folks. Lets fill that mutha up!

-B-

[14.03.2010]

• Operators are standing by

Our message board / guest book is in use again. You can always access it by clicking the phone in the above picture.

Speak your mind. Surprise us. No cussing.

-B-

[09.06.2009]

• Haista Twittu!

As you may have noticed this DMS news page has reached a truly hectic update pace of nearly a post per month. To ease the handling of this machine gun fire like news extravaganza we now provide a Twitter feed. Keep your eye on that page or stalk us. We'll see if this thing is worth all the fuss.

-B-

[06.06.2009]

• DMSBBS unveiled

Damones less than proudly presents The DMSBBS Forum. It was whipped together rather hastily with a certain asshat who shall remain nameless (it's Duncan) bugging me constantly, so there's no warranty. The forum is password protected to thwart spam, at least for now. You know where to ask for the pw. Enjoy.

-B-

[07.03.2009]

• A Veritable Buttload of Rubber

A moldy pile of our old DCCs and C-cassettes was uncovered and a few tracks by The Mighty Rubber Boots were converted to mp3 and uploaded to Last.fm for your "pleasure".

If finnish electronic music from roughly 1991-2002 strikes your fancy you may want to check'em out.

-B-

[07.03.2009]

• Horror Gallery Updated

The pics collection was moved to a new system to make future updates easier. Old passwords should still work. Looking forward to seeing more of your party & scene pictures here, and hearing less bitching and moaning from Duncan. (This ain't the motherfucking flickr, man, so STFU)

-B-

[10.01.2009]

• DMS in a Tube Sock

Duncan has continued his wrestling match with YouTube and uploaded a few video renditions of our Amiga demos & intros.

-B-

[05.01.2009]

• We're Back!

The site was moved to a new server that actually works. Thank you for your patience. Let me know of any possible problems.

-B-

[22.12.2008]

• Technical difficulties

We're having some server woes at the moment but hopefully we'll get the show running smoothly in no time.

-B-

[13.12.2008]

• Gallery additions

A veritable buttload of miscellaneous party pix added to the Horror Gallery. Quality photography by Duncan.

-B-

[12.12.2008]

• Website overhaul

Feast your red peepers on this brand new revision of the Damones website. Lotsa hidden links and wholesome family fun. Find out more about the Vision, Mission and Values of the Damones Megacorp.

If you run into problems, dead links or some other weird shit that seems unplanned, drop me a line. Thanks.

-B-

[10.12.2008]

• Radio Damones on air

We aim to entertain. Continuous Ogg Vorbis stream carries sweet aural myrrh to your ears. More about that here.

-B-

[05.06.2008]

• Spot the bozos in action (or inaction)

Once in a blue moon chance for the whippersnappers to catch a glimpse of elderly compukers at Icons Art & Demo Event 2008.

During the weekend the seniors may doodle their autographs on your bosom and amuse you with their incoherence.

-B-

[19.02.2008]

• B-day alert

I'm very excited to announce the birthday of our "Dear" Leader Duncan.

Many happy returns and a barrelful of lotion from the rest of us!

-B-

[16.02.2008]

• Gallery passwords changed

Since hapless tards have leaked out the horror gallery pass we thought it was a good time to change it. To keep our dirty laundry in the family hamper, so to speak... Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

If you think you need to see what's in there, you know who to ask.

-B-

[12.09.2007]

• Suggest a new colour scheme for DMS web

The DMS website will get a thorough overhaul in the (not) too distant future. Send your suggestions for the new and exciting DMS colour scheme to Balthazar.

The lucky winner gets a sloppy handjob from Duncan! Howzat for a prize, eh?

-B-

[18.11.2006]

• The grim sweeper strikes again

Merciless Member List cleanup commissioned by Duncan.

Are You still there? Take a peek.

-B-

[01.08.2006]

• BZM06 anyone?

Shave your naughty bits, lube up , visit your local sausage monger and prepare for Boozembly 2006!

The place ain't like it used to be, though... =:^o

-B-

[28.06.2006]

• Spam spam spam spam spaaam!

The phenomenal Damones guestbook is now used in our huggermugger spam research project. Don't use the book, PPL! Seriously. ;) Hit me with an email if you got something to say.

-B-

[25.06.2006]

• The decay is upon us

This truly is the time of decay. The bozos are kidnapped by the women folk, stats aren't working, guestbook is filled by spambots and party reports are delayed by years!

We'll have to think of something fun soon...

-B-

[17.03.2005]

• Time flies like flies fly

Holy fuck! Is it 2005 already!? Get ready for Breakpoint 05.
Damones will send a delegation of wacky muthas there.
Squeeze their heads, hear them speak!

-B-

[21.08.2004]

• BZM 03 pics resurface

Photos from Boozembly 2003 added to the horror gallery.

-B-

[08.08.2004]

• We survived BZM04

Photos from Boozembly added to the horror gallery.

-B-

[31.07.2004]

• Get ready for BZM04

Get your hairy ass ready for this year's Boozembly.
See the scene legends reviewing ethanol based beverages, performing liver stress tests, scanning the ports of nearby Assembly arena and doing wacky stunts on and around the BZM cliffs.

-B-

[05.06.2004]

• Spring cleaning

Some ppl moved to inactive status in the memberlist.

-B-

[21.05.2004]

• Ironyuuu Cheffuruuuu!

The resident Iron Chef of Damones, Darra,
came up with a new recipe for an Iron Pizza.
Lotsa beer, pizza in the oven, lotsa sleep and voila!

-B-

[17.04.2004]

• BP04 pixtures

Photos from Breakpoint added to the horror gallery.

-B-

[13.04.2004]

• Homecoming

The senile compukers of Damones have returned from BreakPoint. We seem to have escaped with relatively few injuries and losses, which is surprising considering the amount of alcohol consumed.
Thanks to the organizers and greets to other sceners we met.

Pix from Bingen will be posted later...

-B-

[08.04.2004]

• Happy Campers

Damones has sent a party of ambassadors to BreakPoint.
The first couple of scouts should arrive tonight, and the rest
of the bozos friday night.If (when) you see us, come and say hi.

Bring beer.

-B-

[21.02.2004]

• Zadiary upgrade

Wat it sez. New Zadiary. Lisää houreita piakkoin.

-B-

[17.02.2004]

• Damones - The Soap Opera

Added a socialist netwerk diaphragm at the bottom of the
stats page.
Operated by Titsie and generated with PieSpy.

-B-

[15.01.2004]

• Wash yer mouth, boy

Added a thingamajig that enables us to change
the Soapbox text on the left in realtime from IRC.
Operated by Ukkeli.

-B-

[10.01.2004]

• Stats & Jeez

IRC Statistics analyzer changed to a better one.
Dancing Jesus added, as required by Duncan.

-B-

[05.01.2004]

• Lies, damn lies, statistics

Statistics page for #damones added.
The stats are calculated from my unreliable logs, and updated irregularly.

-B-

[01.01.2004]

• Web site news

New Year, old tricks.
Pregnant by Punk added to Amiga Prods.
Damones Go Vodka pic added.

-B-

[30.12.2003]

• Polishing the family jewels

The website upgrades continue, including:

A few more pages converted to the new theme.
Super Fantastic Gaydisco added to PC Prods.
Some older prod pictures added.

-B-

[28.12.2003]

• Damones.net upgrade!

I've made a major overhaul of the Damones.net web site.
The work is still in progress, so expect to see broken links and all that kind of shit. Please bear with me.

I'll be including all the old content to the site as soon as possible. In the meantime, enjoy some booze of your choise.

That's what I'm gonna do.

-B-

[21.12.2003]

• Web site news

Bloodline updated.

Grand opening of Zadiary.

-B-

[17.01.2003]

• Web site news

Zados's speech for 2003 was added to main page.

Year 2002 was added to bloodline.

[WTF?]

• Where are the older news?

Because of the website upgrade, the older news have been moved here.

-B-

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